Parenting & Families
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Brad Getty [Getty, Brad]

Portable Music Players Your dad had a portable music player before you did and he’s got the sore arms to prove it. With two five-inch speakers and four D batteries, ...
( Category: Parenting & Families October 14,2014 )
epub |eng | 2003-07-07 | Author:Laurie Notaro [Notaro, Laurie]

Spooky Little Girl Like You I AM TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME,” my mother yelled from the living room, “there are NO SUCH things as ghosts. Now go back ...
( Category: Essays October 13,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Fran Lebowitz

Jenny lives in Bayshore. It’s a lot like Fortune Gardens except the apartments are bigger and they have two restaurants. Instead of being numbered, their blocks are named after gems. ...
( Category: Parenting & Families October 9,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Steve Doocy

14 Independence Driving Miss Doocy See, it’s like a triple-legged H.” My father pointed to the top of the gearshift during my first driving lesson. The family car was a ...
( Category: Fatherhood September 22,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Mary McHugh [Mary McHugh]

( Category: Grandparenting September 22,2014 )
epub |eng | 2013-10-04 | Author:Frank B. Gilbreth [Gilbreth Jr., Frank B.]

12 The Rena DAD ACQUIRED THE RENA to reward us for learning to swim. She was a catboat, twenty feet long and almost as wide. She was docile, dignified, and ...
( Category: Parenting & Families August 20,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-05-05 | Author:Bill Geist

The Geist home in Ridgewood, New Jersey As our homage to veterans of Operation Desert Storm continues, law enforcement arrives again at the scene. They remain calm and courteous, offering ...
( Category: Satire July 31,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-05-01 | Author:Jen Doll [Doll, Jen]

11. Rock-Bottom Wedding I am standing in the middle of the dark, rain-dampened Main Street of a small Connecticut town. In front of me is a bar, which I have ...
( Category: Parenting & Families June 6,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-04-22 | Author:Laura Bennett [Bennett, Laura]

“EXECUTE YOUR ENEMIES. LEAVE NO SURVIVORS,” A MENACING voice intoned over the cacophony of warfare coming out of the TV connected to the Xbox. “What was that?” I exclaimed, turning ...
( Category: Satire May 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2011-01-06 | Author:Editors Of Reader's Digest [Digest, Editors of Reader's]

A farmer wonders how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count. “So what’s the verdict?" the farmer asks when the dog is done. ...
( Category: Parenting & Families April 20,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2013-10-20 | Author:Alpert, Karen [Alpert, Karen]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, To the grandparents who all sent musical cards to the kids, F.U. Daylight Savings can kiss my ass Seriously? Are you kidding me? My ...
( Category: Humor April 17,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-03-26 | Author:Penny Gentieu

49. Dress Dad and Grandpa in diapers made of sheets or white towels and give each of them a baby bottle. Have them share an afternoon snack with Baby. Note: ...
( Category: Early Childhood March 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2011-09-01 | Author:Fraioli, Sophia & Kaelin, Lauren [Fraioli, Sophia]

Family Photo * * * MOM: can you be available about 1 PM on sunday for a family photo? * * * ME: Sure. Should I wear anything specific? * ...
( Category: Satire March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-04-03 | Author:Jill Smokler [Smokler, Jill]

Chapter 15 I HATE OTHER PEOPLE’S KIDS (NOT YOURS, OF COURSE) Mommy Confessions • I make faces at other people’s misbehaving children in the grocery store when their parents aren’t ...
( Category: Humor March 26,2014 )